29/F/TX

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teaboot:

icarus-suraki:

teaboot:

teaboot:

One fun thing about my town is that about two years ago, our feral rabbit population tripled, and while we mostly had grey rabbits, there were a handful of white and black rabbits as well.

Two years later, it turns out grey rabbits are hard to see on the road, and white rabbits stand out to predators, so now we have a bazillion identical black rabbits roaming the streets like lost souls of the damned

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Fuckign SPOTS YOU

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT!

It’s also a year of the water rabbit, sometimes called the Year of the Black Rabbit (because of the association with the color black with water).

They’re being festive. Do not stop them.

🥳

unculture:

idleisland:

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for my next trick i’ll chromecast the grindr hookup map onto a fucking sextant

zombie-dyke:

angelicguy:

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

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the tags on this post are absolutely rancid. good work everyone

bearotonin-international:

sad-sad-sage:

killuwa:

killuwa:

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

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THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

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laughconfetti:

reagan-slayer69:

cryoverkiltmilk:

beardedmrbean:

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Acceptable use of ‘Boys will be boys’.

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for your viewing pleasure I have marked where their heads cannot be

Leave Space For Jesus

Anonymous asked

Oh so you like birds? Name every bird.

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lofthearted:

okay.

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mysharona1987:

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I will mash that Reblog button every single time this shows up on my dash. I spent a lot of years martyring myself for “the needs of the business.” Young people? Don’t fucking do it. They don’t care about you, you are a “resource,” not a human being. I can’t say this strongly enough: see to your self-care!

If you are not the one doing the hiring/schedules/training, then inadequate coverage is your boss’s fault, not yours.

If you are not the one doing the hiring/schedules/training, then inadequate coverage is your boss’s fault, not yours.

sewerfight:

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced “ngl this bitch kind of sucks” The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like “I’m sorry, I wasn’t talking about you.” And the girl looked up and said “No don’t worry, I didn’t think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe” We both took a peak over the counter. she’d stepped on a red m&m